Privacy Policy

TL;DR – The Friendly Version

We care about your privacy—and we promise not to be shady about it. Here’s the short version of what we do (and don’t do) with your info:

We collect a little data (like your name and email if you sign up, or anonymous stats from site visits) to make things work better—and sometimes to personalize what you see (like ads), if you’re cool with that.
We don’t sell your data. Ever. We may use tools like Google Analytics or Stripe to run the site, personalize content, or process orders—but we keep things responsible and secure.
If you post in our community, your content may be visible to others. Don’t share anything too personal unless you’re cool with that.
You can opt out of emails anytime, and you’re always welcome to reach out if you want us to update or delete your info.
We use cookies. Mostly for analytics and site functionality—not for anything creepy.

If you have questions, we’re happy to help. Scroll down for the full legal version if you’re into that sort of thing.

Effective Date: May 1 2025

Functioning Human (“we,” “our,” or “us”) values your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and safeguard your information when you visit our website, www.functioninghuman.com (the “Site”). By using the Site, you agree to the terms of this Privacy Policy.

1. Information We Collect

Information You Voluntarily Provide

Contact details such as your name and email address when signing up for our newsletter, submitting a contact form, or registering for an account.
Account registration details if you choose to create an optional user profile.
Purchase information including name, billing/shipping address, and payment details (via Stripe/WooCommerce).
User-generated content such as blog comments, forum posts, or profile information.

Information Collected Automatically

Log and usage data including your IP address, browser type, operating system, and pages visited.
Cookies and tracking technologies to analyze trends, administer the site, and personalize content. We use standard tools such as Google Analytics and similar technologies.

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:

Provide and operate the Site and services
Process and fulfill orders
Respond to inquiries and support requests
Send newsletters or promotional communications (with your consent)
Improve user experience and website functionality
Monitor website performance and traffic

3. Sharing Your Information

We do not sell your personal information. We may use advertising services (e.g., Google Ads) that collect data through cookies and similar technologies to serve you relevant ads across the web. This may involve sharing anonymized or pseudonymized data for advertising purposes. We may also share your data with:

Service providers (e.g., Stripe for payment processing, email marketing platforms)
Analytics providers (e.g., Google Analytics)
Fulfillment partners if you order products shipped by third parties
Legal authorities if required by law or to protect our rights

4. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

We use cookies, pixels, and similar tracking technologies to enhance your experience and gather usage data.

5. Optional Accounts and Community Features

You may choose to register an account or participate in forums or blog comments. Information you post publicly may be visible to others. Please avoid sharing sensitive personal data in public areas.

6. Data Retention and Security

We retain your data only as long as necessary for the purposes outlined in this Policy, including legal, accounting, or reporting obligations.

We implement reasonable technical and organizational measures to protect your personal data, but no system is 100% secure.

7. Children’s Privacy

This site is intended for users aged 13 and older. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.

8. Your Choices and Rights

You may:

Opt out of marketing emails by clicking “unsubscribe”
Disable cookies in your browser
Contact us to access, update, or delete your personal data

9. Third-Party Links

Our website may include affiliate links or links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the privacy practices or content of those sites.

10. International Visitors

While our audience is primarily U.S.-based, international users may access the site. Your data may be processed in the United States, and by using the site, you consent to this transfer.

11. California Privacy Rights (CCPA)

If you are a California resident, you may have certain rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA). At this time, Functioning Human does not meet the thresholds for mandatory CCPA compliance. However, we are committed to transparency and responsible data practices.

12. Updates to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated “Effective Date.”

13. Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, contact us at: hello@functioninghuman.com